She's starting to believe.... (non-capital l...)

A friend of mine recently asked: is b_ _ _ _ the name of a girl?

"Are you sure...?" You wanna know LOL...

I dunno why a certain person from my previous church doesn't want to be my friend anymore, but good riddance, regardless of whether I am MARRIED or even ENGAGED by the "date" that rolls around, there's no way even if I have to listen to my mom _ _ _ __ _ __ the rest of my life am I attending your wedding my EX-FRIEND... you can take that wedding and....

Me and my 5AM posts... sometimes I wish I can just bottle whatever substance or "stuff" my mom spills out of her mouth that can stimulate this insomia in me unconciously/conciously that I can just bottle it, but nah... then it wouldn't be the mom-formula... the stuff that can keep me wired non-stop I dun know what to do with my time when my mental energy can't necessarily keep up... Enter the BEST PARADODY my blog will ever have LOL...


Enter the one good classic paradody I wish I had actors and actresses for!!!

"The Witch-trix" LOL...

Characters:

*) Veo (someone once said I sound like the 40 year old virgin, this word sounds something like the animal used to analogize what exists between me and this person but more like a 40 Oz STEAK than "Veo" LOL...)

*) Mom-phesus

*) Agent K (AKA KAY-ARTHUR LOL)

OH THIS IS CLASSIC!!!

Mom-phesus: "She will be da b _ _ _ _."

...

Agent K: "Mrs. L _ _..."

Veo turns around and the big fight to end our friendship begins...

Mom-phesus: "She's starting to believe..."

OH YEA... BEST PARODY EVER!!!